Why do I need a gratuitous, full-screen, blaring announcement to warn me of a thunderstorm? What do I care if it rains while I’m inside, watching TV? I don’t live in a mesh tent, and I doubt anyone watching the broadcast does either. Also, I can look outside to see if it’s raining.

It probably sucks, though. I wrote after I took my sleep drugs, right before bed. It has no clear ending, either. Everything I write is about girls.