Monday morning starts my official beginning of that whole body challenge thing. This afternoon, I went to my orientation for the program, where the HNIC, Master Gary, kind of walked us through the whole idea and assigned us our teams, all while hocking his supplements and products. Again, I’m psyched about the working out part of the program, but the diet will be quite hard for me. I went grocery shopping tonight after pub trivia, simply because I didn’t have anything in my house that I could eat for breakfast on this diet. I actually bought normal groceries. I didn’t walk into Kroger and buy a bunch of candy and chocolate milk and preprepared chicken wings. I bought yogurt and fruit and whole wheat bread and lettuce and Lean Cuisine shit. What have I become?